Sisfartom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate wren.

Sisfartom created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfartom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisfartom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sisfartom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sisfartom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.