Tanfigratlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish jaguar.

Tanfigratlarp created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Tanfigratlarp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tanfigratlarp, it will send you a sign.

Tanfigratlarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tanfigratlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.