Raktapmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Raktapmit created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Raktapmit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raktapmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Raktapmit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Raktapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Raktapmit first in all things.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Raktapmit loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.