Pasvilbapsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pasvilbapsaf created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasvilbapsaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasvilbapsaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pasvilbapsaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pasvilbapsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.