Wiknarlgep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise bear.

Wiknarlgep created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiknarlgep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiknarlgep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wiknarlgep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wiknarlgep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Wiknarlgep loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not eat spinach.