Sabjambinhit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain slug.

Sabjambinhit created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabjambinhit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabjambinhit, it will destroy your home planet.

Sabjambinhit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabjambinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must pray to Sabjambinhit five times a day.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.