Dubtombeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever tortoise.

Dubtombeg created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubtombeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dubtombeg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dubtombeg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dubtombeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Dubtombeg's priests.

4. Put Dubtombeg first in all things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.