Narbumkap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful lion.

Narbumkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbumkap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narbumkap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Narbumkap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Narbumkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narbumkap's name in vain.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.