Tunnutshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent tortoise.

Tunnutshav created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunnutshav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunnutshav, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tunnutshav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tunnutshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to rats while wearing purple shoes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must pray to Tunnutshav three times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.