Libgeprow is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous finch.

Libgeprow created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgeprow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libgeprow, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Libgeprow's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Libgeprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away if six moths approach from the south.