Bossdibvog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane swallow.

Bossdibvog created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdibvog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bossdibvog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bossdibvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bossdibvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bossdibvog on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Pray towards the north.