Titmipnab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Titmipnab created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Titmipnab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Titmipnab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Titmipnab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Titmipnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.