Motdutvinlankarhan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody pig.

Motdutvinlankarhan created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motdutvinlankarhan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motdutvinlankarhan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Motdutvinlankarhan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Motdutvinlankarhan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the east.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick horses.