Lidtigfumbell is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever goblin.

Lidtigfumbell created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Lidtigfumbell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lidtigfumbell, she will turn you into a goat.

Lidtigfumbell's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lidtigfumbell's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Never look at asteroids.