Artquarthud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous shark.

Artquarthud created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Artquarthud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Artquarthud, it will make you grow a tail.

Artquarthud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Artquarthud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Artquarthud on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Artquarthud.