Cabnat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced mole.

Cabnat created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabnat, she will turn you into a rat.

Cabnat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your back green.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.