Kikcen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome goose.

Kikcen created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikcen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kikcen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kikcen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.