Donhonlan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy mouse.

Donhonlan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donhonlan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Donhonlan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Donhonlan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Donhonlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Donhonlan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Donhonlan.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.