Tikdisswab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Tikdisswab created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tikdisswab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tikdisswab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tikdisswab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tikdisswab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt otters.