Tikdot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud porpoise.

Tikdot created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tikdot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tikdot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tikdot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tikdot.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Never feed tomatoes to seals while wearing magenta trousers.