Ganflytit Larpcunrap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless skunk.

Ganflytit Larpcunrap created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ganflytit Larpcunrap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganflytit Larpcunrap, she will turn you into a goat.

Ganflytit Larpcunrap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ganflytit Larpcunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never wear black tights.

4. Run away from violet ants, for they are unholy.

5. Always help tapirs.