Niglennatbess is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm lion.

Niglennatbess created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Niglennatbess, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Niglennatbess, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Niglennatbess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Niglennatbess' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Niglennatbess three times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Never sing near snails.