Dussfossgodsand is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humane butterfly.

Dussfossgodsand created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfossgodsand, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dussfossgodsand, he will manifest in front of you.

Dussfossgodsand's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dussfossgodsand's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dussfossgodsand five times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dussfossgodsand.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dussfossgodsand.