Cumfebgan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Cumfebgan created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfebgan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cumfebgan, it will cry a lot.

Cumfebgan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cumfebgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cumfebgan loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if six dogs approach from the south.

5. Always help sick hamsters.