Bapfudtip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless human.

Bapfudtip created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfudtip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bapfudtip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bapfudtip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bapfudtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always wear magenta.