Geppoglan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing wolf.

Geppoglan created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppoglan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geppoglan, she will not care at all.

Geppoglan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Geppoglan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Geppoglan on top of all buildings.
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