Cisskikont is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, calm
monkey.
Cisskikont created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cisskikont, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cisskikont, she will turn you into a mole.
Cisskikont's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Cisskikont's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never wear jumpers.
3. Do not kill dogs.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Fast once a month.