Rigdavdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy hare.

Rigdavdun created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdavdun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigdavdun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rigdavdun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rigdavdun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven manatees approach from the south.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.
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