Lanpinnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil fly.

Lanpinnarl created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanpinnarl, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lanpinnarl, he will refuse to believe in you.

Lanpinnarl's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lanpinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanpinnarl.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not kill ants.