Fedrigflamstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous yak.

Fedrigflamstan created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedrigflamstan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedrigflamstan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fedrigflamstan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fedrigflamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide if five ants approach from the north.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.