Nillpibstik is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart badger.

Nillpibstik created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillpibstik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nillpibstik, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nillpibstik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nillpibstik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
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