Catflagarfhas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Catflagarfhas created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catflagarfhas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Catflagarfhas, she will turn you into a mouse.

Catflagarfhas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Catflagarfhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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