Madcusspib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy swan.

Madcusspib created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madcusspib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madcusspib, he will turn you into a tree.

Madcusspib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Madcusspib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madcusspib.

3. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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