Cipmonbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous hyena.

Cipmonbam created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmonbam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipmonbam, he will cry a lot.

Cipmonbam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cipmonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cipmonbam.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.