Gedkadligsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-confident elephant.

Gedkadligsaf created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedkadligsaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedkadligsaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gedkadligsaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gedkadligsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about gravity.