Pasbusfuncip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous armadillo.

Pasbusfuncip created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbusfuncip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasbusfuncip, it will turn you into a duck.

Pasbusfuncip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pasbusfuncip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.