Vennutcam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable giraffe.

Vennutcam created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennutcam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vennutcam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vennutcam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vennutcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never feed carrots to horses while wearing cyan ear rings.