Rotsand is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional hamster.

Rotsand created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotsand, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotsand, she will turn you into a snail.

Rotsand's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rotsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rotsand's priests.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never mention aardvarks.
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