Yarbopraw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm yak.

Yarbopraw created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbopraw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarbopraw, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarbopraw's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yarbopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.