Fatzimhug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage zebra.

Fatzimhug created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatzimhug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatzimhug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatzimhug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fatzimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Put Fatzimhug first in all things.
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