Safgod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong fish.

Safgod created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safgod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Safgod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Safgod's Holy Commandments

1. Safgod loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Worship no other gods but Safgod.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.