Lenmadwat is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, irritating
faun.
Lenmadwat created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lenmadwat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Lenmadwat, he will turn you into a hamster.
Lenmadwat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Lenmadwat's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never mention great tits.
3. Always treat moths with great respect.
4. Never bounce in the presence of doves.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.