Lenmadwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, irritating faun.

Lenmadwat created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenmadwat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenmadwat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Lenmadwat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lenmadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.