Litquartweegub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring giraffe.

Litquartweegub created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litquartweegub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litquartweegub, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Litquartweegub's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Litquartweegub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Never pour water over plants.