Ragmignutt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy turtle.

Ragmignutt created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragmignutt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragmignutt, he will laugh at you.

Ragmignutt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ragmignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about stars.