Cedceblarg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking jaguar.

Cedceblarg created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedceblarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedceblarg, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cedceblarg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cedceblarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of swans.

2. Run away from yellow hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.

5. Do not take Cedceblarg's name in vain.