Nibhuncipponcenhitrig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain snail.

Nibhuncipponcenhitrig created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhuncipponcenhitrig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibhuncipponcenhitrig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nibhuncipponcenhitrig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nibhuncipponcenhitrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear cyan dresses.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.