Mabhubcem Vadafcen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited scorpion.

Mabhubcem Vadafcen created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabhubcem Vadafcen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabhubcem Vadafcen, it will destroy your home planet.

Mabhubcem Vadafcen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mabhubcem Vadafcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Mabhubcem Vadafcen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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