Yakcetceb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong camel.

Yakcetceb created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakcetceb, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakcetceb, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yakcetceb's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yakcetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakcetceb.