Logbimmis is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, confident
walrus.
Logbimmis created a photon six million years ago.
If you believe in
Logbimmis, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Logbimmis, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Logbimmis' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Logbimmis' Holy Commandments1. Never go into indigo rooms.
2. Always help sick eagles.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Logbimmis.
4. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.