Hudjenlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient pigeon.

Hudjenlarg created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjenlarg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudjenlarg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hudjenlarg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hudjenlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your face purple.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.